life is simple in the moonlight

eyeslikeliam:

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: eyeslikestyles, via oh-marianne-pass-me-the-joint)

starkstower:

all original chip skylark fans assemble

dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants

chip5ever

(via justtforshitsandgiggles)

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

nobody hates me more than i hate me 

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

(Source: fulltimeinternethomo, via dayumjulesyoufine)

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

(Source: jourdonnais, via liveonlaterwithradiohead)

nishlo:

PAY!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!! TO!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via liveonlaterwithradiohead)

ethiopienne:

yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza

(via comeofflazy)

shutupaubrey:

fuck you if you look down on kids who go to community college you have no idea what their story is so get your goddamn head out of your ass

(via trampireweekend)